A group of “Woke Activists” say they will monitor Easter egg hunts this coming Sunday in order to ensure that “Easter eggs of Color” are fairly represented in each child’s basket.

- April fools!!! At least THIS year it is. By next year… who knows???

- I can already hear the calls to “Defund the Easter Bunny”.

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The Administration is still weighing what to do - now that the Biden’s dog “Major” has bitten yet ANOTHER person in the White House.

- Here’s an idea… Take the Dog out of the White House and put Trump back in? (I can hear half of you CHEERING and the other half BOOING right now).

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Meghan Markle’s new biographer thinks the Duchess has a “good chance” of being elected President of the United States.

- I wonder if she’ll be a candidate for the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, or the“Narcissist Party”??

- I can just see her campaign slogan now… “Make America Sparkle with President Markle!”

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The #1 movie in America this week is "Godzilla vs. Kong”.

- In this version, Godzilla wins… but King Kong demands a recount and there’s a big riot at the Empire State Building.

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A new study finds that adding Seaweed to Cattle Feed can reduce their methane emissions.

- Which is great for people who like their Steaks to taste like both the “Turf” and the “Surf”.

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Dr. Fauci, who comments on nearly every other Pandemic risk, iis taking heat for remaining SILENT on President Biden releasing thousands of migrants into the U.S. - who HAVE NOT been tested for COVID.

- Then again, maybe he HAS said something about it… It’s hard to understand him from behind the 17 masks he’s now recommending.

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A Russian farm is putting Virtual Reality Headsets - the kind used to play video games - on Cows in an effort to “Calm their anxiety” and give more milk.

- The “Anxious Cows” are the ones that only give 2%.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick