I hope you all had a great Easter weekend!

- We donned our “Peter Cottontail” Masks and had the traditional Easter Egg hunt! The grandkids were a little disappointed though… In order to follow my usual cholesterol protocol, I just hid the Easter Egg Whites.

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Amazon did a U-Turn over the weekend and admitted that, when nature calls, some of it’s Delivery Drivers DO have to pee in bottles.

- So apparently you can get ANYTHING on Amazon… except a Bathroom Break.

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Royal Insiders say Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will take some “Much need time off” this summer.

- Time off from WHAT?

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Actor Armie Hammer has been dropped from his role in Cold War drama “Billion Dollar Spy” amidst reports that he’s a CANNIBAL.

- He wasn’t available for comment as he was having a friend over for dinner.

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When asked why the official Gov. Website changed it’s official logo from “The Biden Administration” to “The Biden-Harris Administration, the White House said “It’s a reflection of the important role that VP Kamala Harris will play moving forward”.

- You know, like working on the Border Stuff and taking over as President.

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Industry experts say the Pandemic led to closures which have left just 16 Lesbian Bars operating in the entire US.

- On a bright note… drinks are Half-Off on Ladies Night.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick