It’s “National TWINKIE Day”… The day when women show off their TWINKIE’s and Men show off their DING DONGS.

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This Just In… Kim Kardashian is now officially a BILLIONAIRE… making the Forbes list of “Worlds Billionaires” for the first time.

- She used to bring up the rear in the Kardashian Family, but now her Assets over a BILLION DOLLARS.

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With the Pandemic closing the annual Egg Roll on the White House Lawn, the The WH Historical Association posted a video online showing the history of the event.

- The Highlight of the presentation was a Retrospective of President Clinton’s “Easter egg Roll-in-the-Hay”.

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Disneyland is now selling a panko crusted pickle-stuffed corndog served with peanut butter.

- In a related story… the Restroom’s at Disneyland will now be known as “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride”.

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Yesterday Paramount+ treated Star Trek Trekkies to a streaming marathon of Star Trek TV episodes - plus a “Intensive” Panel Discussion.

- This is the first big story about guys in their basements since President Biden’s Presidential Campaign.

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Cher is still apologizing for posting an inappropriate tweet saying that she could have saved George Floyd.

- But she still hasn’t apologized for “Gypsy’s, Tramps and Thieves”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick