The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention now says that there’s no significant risk of catching COVID from a surface or object.

- Couldn’t they have mentioned this BEFORE I bought a Pallet of 30 MILLION-Sheet, Dual-Action Disinfecting Clorox Wipes at Costco??

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Aaron Rodgers - who’s guest hosting “Jeopardy!” this week - says he’d like to be named as Alex Trebek’s permanent replacement on the show and still be Quarter Back for Green Bay.

- Wouldn’t “Jeopardy!” be smarter to hire somebody who doesn’t really have another “Day Job”? Like say… one of the Lions?

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A leading Astrophysicist say contacting Alien Life Forms in the Universe could “Invite them to Rule Earth”.

- Question: Could it be any worse than what we’ve already got?

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According to new research “Googling” medical symptoms can actually lead to an accurate diagnosis.

- So I just tried it. Turns out I’ve got PMS.

- Well this explains why I’ve been cranky and my stomach looks so bloated this week.

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A new poll in Britain found that most Brits want the Crown to bypass Prince Charles and be handed directly to Prince William when the Queen’s reign comes to an end.

- Poor Charles. He’s been waiting to get on the Throne longer than women in line at Pine Knob back in the 70’s.

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Former Olympic Triathelete and Wheaties Cover Guy-now-Girl Caitlyn Jenner says she’s thinking about making a run to unseat Gavin Newsom as the Governor of California.

- Speaking of “Unseating”… Do ya think Caitlyn ever leaves the seat up out of habit… And then reminds herself to put it down?

- I wonder if Caitlyn is a “Pointer” or a “Setter” these days…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick