It’s “National Dog Gas-Passing Awareness Day”! (TRUE!!!)

- Question: Did we really need a special day to be AWARE of this?

- Hallmark even has a special card for it…

Roses are Red,

Green grows the Clover.

That wasn’t me…

I swear it was Rover!

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A 59 year old Clarkston Home Inspector was caught on a families’ Nursery Cam "Romancing” an Elmo doll.

- Afterwards Elmo yelled at him… “I said TICKLE me you idiot!”

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CNN is being mocked for declaring that certain Text Fonts - like those often used by Chinese Restaurants on their Menus - "Communicate Asian-ness" and are therefore “Racist”.

- O… M… G…

- Which text fonts are they talking about you ask? Ancient Chinese Secret!

- To make sure you don’t use a Racist Text, CNN has divided them into a handy list. Appropriate fonts are in Column A… INappropriate in Column B.

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Days after saying that Vaccinations could prevent a 4th wave of COVID in the US, yesterday Dr. Fauci reversed course and said that Vaccinations may not be enough to prevent a 4th wave.

- Love him or hate him, Fauci flips more often than the Head Pancake Maker at IHOP. (Home of the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity Breakfast Combo!)

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A new study by OnePoll found that 65% of Americans admit they have to write their computer passwords down or else they’ll forget them.

- I always use Dick123 as my Password for EVERYTHING!!! It’s easy to remember and I’m pretty sure nobody could ever figure it out!

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A Royal Biographer claims that Meghan Markle was once told by the Queen that after her marriage to Harry she could continue acting.

- And Meghan really took it to heart. She’s been acting like a “Woke”, entitled, spoiled brat ever since.

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Egypt has transported its mummified kings and queens from one museum to another in a mummy parade.

- They got the idea from watching Joe Biden walk across the stage to the Presidential Podium.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick