Charlevoix has become a “Hot Spot” for huge numbers of 4-feet-tall Wild Turkeys that are “Incessantly chasing and even jumping on” residents.

- We better hope that Home Inspector that “Romanced” Elmo last week doesn’t try the same thing with Big Bird.

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Starting this month, pregnant Marines will finally be able to purchase better fitting maternity uniforms along with “Nursing” undershirts.

- And they’re going to change their slogan to “The Few… The Proud… The Pregnant”.

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Former President Trump referred to Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell as a “Dumb Son of a B-tch” during an event at Mar A Lago on Saturday.

- Love him or hate him… you gotta admit he’s always had a way with words!

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A Florida Woman is facing a felony child neglect charge after police found cocaine and a cut straw atop her three-year-old son’s copy of Dr. Seuss’s “The Cat in the Hat.”

- Turns out she’s not in trouble for the Drugs… She was arrested for having a Dr. Seuss book in the same house as her little boy.

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Meghan Markle - who is due this summer - will miss Prince Philip’s funeral because her Doctor says she can’t fly “At this stage of her Pregnancy”.

-Well that… and the fact that she can’t show her face in England “At this stage of her marriage”.

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A married Mississippi Biology Teacher was arrested after videotaping herself having sex with a teen student.

- Personally I think she should be applauded for getting back into the classroom to provide hands-on learning.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick