VP Kamala Harris has now moved into her official residence - on the grounds of US Naval Observatory where scientists observe the Sun, Moon, Planets & Stars.

- So… THIS explains why she isn’t flying down to take a look at the Border Crisis that she’s in charge of… She’s “Observing” it through a telescope.

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NY has now surpassed California as the country's highest taxed state.

- And thanks to Gov Cuomo, NY can also boast, “More Gropes Per Capita” than any other State in the US.

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Researchers say that eating together at the dinner table without phones could be key to combating childhood obesity.

- That… and you may want to cut back on the Mac ‘n Cheese.

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Actor and former Pro-Wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson says he may run for President after a new poll found that 46% of Americans would support him.

- The Rock is even accepting campaign donations now… So this would be a great time to become an Athletic Supporter!

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A New Mexico man began driving out of a grocery store parking lot when he looked back and found 15,000 bees in his backseat.

- Police apprehended the Bees in a Sting Operation. (Bada Boom!)

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Prince Andrew told British reporters that the death of Prince Philip has left a huge void in his life.

- His girlfriend said he’s “So sad” he has barely touched the Girl Scout Cookies she sold him.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick