The FAA may impose a $10,000 fine against a JetBlue passenger who coughed and blew his nose in a blanket.

- They have BLANKETS on JetBlue?? The last time I napped on a plane, I had to cover up with a Moist Anti-Bacterial Towelette.

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A picture of a man hoarding big garbage bags of gasoline in the back of his car prompted the media to point out that, “Putting Gasoline in garbage bags is not a good idea”.

- What if you use a ZipLoc?

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President Biden had a noon meeting with Congressional Republican Leaders Wednesday to try and sell them his $4 TRILLION Infrastructure Package.

- For lunch he served them All-Pork Bologna Sandwiches.

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A new poll shows Californians believe Kamala Harris is ready to take on the Presidency.

- How about she starts with “taking on” the Southern Border which she’s in charge of and then we can go from there. You know, Baby Steps.

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A teacher’s aide in Texas has been sentenced to four years behind bars for having sex with multiple students.

- Her lawyer said, “Can she help it if she’s a multi-tasker?”

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A woman in Alabama is being celebrated for Graduating from college… at the age of 78.

- She celebrated by doing shots of Sugar-Free Jell-O and going to a tattoo parlor to get a “Gramp Stamp”.

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As cases of COVID continue to fall in Europe, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has given the British people permission to have casual sex.

- Well isn’t that special.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick