Despite breaking off their engagement in 2004, sources close to Jennifer Lopez said her re-romance with Ben Affleck this past week is THE REAL DEAL.

- Just like her romantic REAL DEALS with Drake… Casper Smart… Marc Anthony… Chris Judd… P. Diddy… A- Rod… (Did I miss any??)

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Prince Harry is being criticized by just about everybody after he called the First Amendment - which guarantees OUR right to Free Speech - “Bonkers” because it allows people to spread potentially false information.

- You know, like going on Oprah Winfrey and telling the world that your Grandma and the whole Royal Family is Racist.

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Organizers of the Gay Pride Parade in NYC have banned Cops from the event until 2025!!

- But so far… the Native American, the Sailor, the Leather Guy, the Construction worker, and the Cowboy are still invited, so at least MOST of the Village People will be in attendance… but NO COPS!!

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22 people were left hangin 20 feet above the ground for TWO HOURS when a ride broke down at the Castles ‘n Coasters Amusement Park in Phoenix.

- Same thing happened to me and some of my daughters on the Mine Ride at Cedar Point back in the day. But luckily, with a little pep talk and some hand holding… the girls managed to get me to stop crying.

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After the picture of the man putting trash bags full of gasoline in the trunk of his car went viral it got me to thinking.

- Why doesn’t Hefty offer three new varieties of bags: Regular, Premium and Unleaded?

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On this day in 1536 Anne Boleyn's four “lovers” were executed just days before Henry VIII ordered her own beheading.

- Ironically, all four of the men claimed they were “Head over Heels” in love with her.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick