Squad Leader AOC is being called hypocritical for attending the $30,000-a-ticket Met Gala wearing a designer gown that had “TAX THE RICH” scrolled on the back.

- You can’t spell “Hypocritical” without “A”, “O”, & “C”.

- AOC said she was nervous and no wonder! Just a few years ago she was SERVING drinks at a New York bar… not drinking them.

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Critics pointed out that AOC’s dress looked like the Chick-fil-A logo.

- She could have saved a lot of money by just wearing the bag. Plus she would have gotten fries with that!

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Halloween is more than a month away, but retailers say costume sales are “brisk” for both kids and adults.

- Jackie was all set to go as Joy Behar… but they were all sold out of Witches hats.

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According to a new book by her former aide, Melania Trump had to be woken up to listen to Trump’s speech on election night last year.

- As opposed to Joe Biden who had to be woken up to GIVE his speech on election night.

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Madonna’s 24-year-old daughter, Lourdes, hit the red carpet at the Met Gala in a flowing dress… and unshaven armpits.

- So sweet! I guess it’s true what they say. Girls always turn into their Mothers!

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Kim Kardashian showed up for the Gala in a completely black suit complete with a black face mask and hood that completely covered her body, face, hair, eyes and mouth - leaving her unrecognizable.

- Kim’s publicist assured us, “It was Her… No Ifs, Ands or Butts”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back Wednesday!

-Dick