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Prince Harry celebrates his 37th Birthday today… and just in time for the festivities, he and Meghan made the list of Time Magazines “Most Influential People” of 2021.

- The articles says H & M “Turn compassion into boots on the ground”… and knowing Meghan, those boots caused about 3 grand.

- Despite their differences, Queen Elizabeth did what she does every year for Harry’s Birthday. She sent him a card with 38 dollars in it… 37 for his Birthday and One to Grow On!

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A team of Swedish researchers say that one of the best ways to reduce Anxiety is to engage is some form of physical activity.

- Unless that “Physical Activity” is putting together a dresser from IKEA - which may actually bring on a Panic attack.

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The city of Portland, Oregon has named a recently completed pedestrian and bicycle bridge after the “The Simpson’s” famous, god-fearing neighbor, Ned Flanders, to promote the goodwill and kindness inherent in the fictional character.

- You can still thrown Molotov Cocktails around Portland… but now you have to do it “Nicely”.

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According to the new book “Peril”, Speaker Nancy Pelosi told the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff that President Trump had a '“Fat Butt” and was “Crazy”.

- If this was 4th Grade… I’d say Nancy had a CRUSH on Donnie!!!

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Last night… Broadway shows “Hamilton”, “Wicked” and “The Lion King” opened back up for the first time since closing for the Pandemic, with ticket holders required to prove that they were fully vaccinated and wear masks.

- So the actors were doing “The Lion King”… but the audience looked like the cast of “The Phantom of the Opera”.

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The Taliban announced they will allow women to study in Gender segregated Universities.

- What a great bunch of guys.

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RIP… Comedian Norm MacDonald who made a name for himself anchoring Saturday Night Lives’s “Weekend Update” died at 61 after a 9-Year battle with Cancer.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick