The preview for Steven Spielberg’s remake of “West Side Story” is out!

- It’s just like the original, but in the new “Woke” version, instead of Maria, Tony falls in love with Bernardo, Officer Krupke sings “I Feel Pretty” and before the Rumble, half of the Jets and the Sharks take a knee.

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Former Prez Trump and Chinese President Xi both made Time’s list of “100 Most Influential People” but were described very differently: Trump as “More of a menace to the Constitution than Nixon” while Xi “Loves his country and his people dearly” and is “very kindly”.

- After reading that… I’d say, “Yes Chicken Little… the sky IS falling!”

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In a related story, the UK’s Guardian Newspaper declared the “Sexiest Man Alive" of 2021 is… Dr. Anthony Fauci.

- Proving that ANYBODY can look sexy when they’re behind 14 Face masks.

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A Kremlin spokesperson says that Vladimir Putin is “Self-Isolating” after members of his inner circle tested Positive for COVID - but say the fully-vaccinated Putin is “absolutely healthy”.

- Nice to see Putin got the shots. Usually he’s the one ordering them.

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According to a new poll, a majority of young people think humanity is doomed.

- Well guess what kids?? The Ball’s in YOUR court!!

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Sweden report that the sleeping patterns of men may be more sensitive to the lunar cycles of the moon than those of women. and that men may sleep poorly during the first half of the lunar cycle.

- Well this explains why I’ve been tired, moody and a little bloated lately.

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Caitlyn Jenner only received 1% of the vote in California’s Recall Election that was won by current Governor Gavin Newsom.

- I guess Caitlyn just wasn’t man enough for the job.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick