More than 2/5 of men and women say they’ve tried Cannabis… with more Women smoking pot than ever before.

To put that in perspective, If Casablanca was made today Rick would say, “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine… with a Joint.”

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Uber Eats announced that it will begin delivering Cannabis to residents in the Toronto area.

- So now it’ll be even easier for people in a Touque to take a Toke!

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According to new research… Dogs JUDGE YOU when you make mistakes. But ONLY IF THEY’RE FEMALE.

- So your male dog may be hanging his head out the car window to catch the breeze… but your girl dog is sticking her head out the window to tell all the other drivers that you’re LOST and your refuse to STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS… and beside that, YOU’RE GOING TOO FAST.

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During the Tampa Bay Buccaneers loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers, Tom Brady yelled at his offensive line, quote, “get your effing act together!”

- He was either trying to motivate ‘em… or he was describing the last thing Gisele said to him before she threw all his stuff out on the front lawn.

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A new study finds that growing up near the shoreline is linked to better well-being.

- Unless, of course, you live on the shores of Lake Chernobyl.

- Or the Rouge River.

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A new survey finds that nearly 14% of people in the UK - that’s 1 in 7 people - identify as “nudists.”

- I don’t know if they’re talking about the Royal Family or not… but if they are… We’ve got King Charles, Queen Consort Camilla, Prince William, Princess Kate, Princess Anne, Fergie and… um… wait! Of course! Prince Andrew! And He makes 7!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick