Elton John, 74, was unharmed but terrified after his $90 million private jet suffered hydraulic failure at 10,000 feet en route to NYC for a concert at Madison Square Garden.

- Elton said “It’s gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchdown brings me round again to find… myself on another airplane”.

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Kim Kardashian spent $100,000 to have her Lamborghini, Rolls Royce and another Luxury Car painted “Ghost Gray”. Why? So it would match her house!

- And to think my Dad thought it was excessive when my Mother bought a purse to match her shoes for my wedding.

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Scientists recorded the brain activity of an 87 year old man at the exact moment he died… and say that he experienced a “rapid memory retrieval process” in his brain… which they believe means we may relive the HAPPIEST moments of our lives as we die.

- So I guess I’ll be leaving this world on “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride”.

- Either that, or “The Tower of Terror”.

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Leonardo DiCaprio proudly announced that he has bought a stake in the eco-friendly company Champagne Telmont which produces “100% Sustainable Organic Champagne”.

- Because nothing says “I Care About the Earth” like sipping Eco-Friendly Bubbly while flying around the world to Climate Change speeches on your gas powered $30 MILLION Private Jet.

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According to a new study… 50% of Americans continually promise to start a diet the next day and never do - leading to feelings of low self esteem.

- EASY FIX: Stop making unrealistic promises to yourself! Your welcome!

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Police in southeastern Denmark appealed for the publics help to track down a Kangaroo that had escaped.

- Police describe the Kangaroo as “Really-Short Armed & Dangerous”.

- In America we have “Smash and Grab”… In Denmark, they’ve got “Hop, Skip & Jump”.

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DON’T FORGET! The 35th Annual Salvation Army Radiothon starts this Thursday at 4pm and runs until Friday at 7pm! This 27 hour event - is THE FUNDRAISER for the Bed & Bread Program which feeds 4400 people and shelters 200 + people in and around Metro Detroit EVERYDAY & NIGHT- 365 DAYS A YEAR - can be heard on AM 760 WJR… But you don’t have to wait! You can even donate now by calling 833-SAL-HOPE (833-725-4673) or by texting the word BREAD to 24365. I’ll be on from 4 to 7pm on Friday and I hope you’ll tune in and donate to this most worthy cause! As always, thank you for your much needed support!!

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick