Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott announced that they are changing their baby’s name from“Wolf” to an as yet unidentified name.

- Boy those Kardashians change their kids names like most people change their underwear. I’d say like THEY change THEIR OWN underwear… but they don’t WEAR any.

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Researchers at the University of Essex in the UK claim that the most boring hobby in the world is… SLEEPING.

- How can they tell?

- All I can say is, I’d give my right arm to be bored for eight hours straight.

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A toy company created Lego-like figures of Ukrainian President Zelensky and Molotov cocktails and sold them online to raise money for Medical Aid for victims of the invasion. The toys sold out in a matter of hours.

- Not to be outdone, they’re also going to release a Kamala Harris “IN-Action Figure” of her laughing and NOT going to the Southern Border.

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An iconic Andy Warhol portrait of Marilyn Monroe is headed to Christie’s in New York later this spring for $200 MILLION It’s part of a series of “Shot Marilyn” portraits made famous after a gun-toting visitor fired a shot into a stack of canvases in Warhol’s studio in 1964.

- Alec Baldwin was only 6 in 1964… but apparently he was a pretty good shot.

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As crime continues to rise in LA, Celebs are shelling out as much as $1 MILLION for “Panic Rooms” - secret luxury spaces where the well-to-do can hide if there home is hit by thieves - with one even featuring a tunnel that leads to the beach in Malibu.

- Because if there’s one thing celebs hate more than getting robbed… it’s getting robbed of a killer tan.

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A Japanese start up company backed by Sony is working on Artificial Intelligence technology that will allow humans to experience real life pain in virtual reality. Scientists behind the project say wearing a simple wrist band will allow you to feel everything from “Getting pecked by a bird” to “Getting beaten up” all in the comfort of your living room.

- Jussie Smolett was like, “And you couldn’t have come up with this two years ago??”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick