It’s National Puppy Day! The Day we celebrate our young, four-legged furry friends who spend their days running around in a circle and peeing on the carpet!

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During the second day of her Senate Confirmation Hearings, President Biden’s Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson refused to define the word “Woman” because she's “Not a biologist”.

- Which reminds me of the words of former Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when asked to define Pornograhpy. He said that he may not be able to define it, but - quote - “I know it when I see it”.

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Hillary Clinton announced that she is experiencing “Mild, cold-like symptoms” after testing positive for COVID… but that Bill has tested Negative.

- Which is the exact opposite of how Virus test results usually come back in the Clinton Household.

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As the war in Ukraine continues… a Kremlin official says Russia’s President Vladimir Putin plans to attend the G20 summit with other World Leaders in the Fall.

- And you thought YOUR Thanksgiving dinner was going to be Awkward.

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A new report reveals that the sequel to “Godzilla vs. Kong” will start filming later this year in Australia.

- But in this version, Godzilla’s a giant Kangaroo and Kong is a huge Koala Bear who fight to the death for a Genetically modified Bloomin’ Onion from Outback Steakhouse.

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Police are on the hunt for a driver seen in a viral video jumping a Tesla over a hill and crashing it into two parked vehicles.

- Environmentalists are calling for the death penalty… but of course they want the ELECTRIC chair because it’s better for the Environment.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick