The Disney Park in Shanghai has closed due to rising COVID cases in the country.

- Disney Shanghai is just like Disney in America… except in China most people have to put socks in their shoes when they get a yen to ride “Space Mountain”.

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A gang in Beverly Hills made off with $5 MILLION in jewelry in just 30 seconds during a brazen Smash-and-Grab heist using sledgehammers in broad daylight yesterday.

- Before the police start looking for criminals… remember… the Oscars are coming up this weekend. The ladies need necklaces to go with those expensive gowns!

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Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson raised eyebrows when she said she was unable to define the word “Woman” because she’s “not a Biologist”.

- I’m confused… Women have two X chromosomes. Men have one. Didn’t Fauci and the Biden Administration spend the last year telling us to FOLLOW THE SCIENCE???

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Hillary Clinton - who is Quarantining after testing positive for Covid - asked Twitter users for recommendations for shows and movies to watch while she’s home.

- Apparently Bill’s been watching “Say Yes to the Blue Dress”… but Hillary’s just not into it.

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Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend Pete Davidson has cancelled his trip to outer space.

- I guess he figures if he wants to get closer to the Moon… all he has to do is turn over.

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A new app in Wyoming alerts people to the location of roadkill that they can collect and eat.

- If this sounds interesting to you… check out “PlentyOPossum.com”.

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It’s National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day… Call me a Goober… But I love Raisinettes!

It’s also National Cocktail Day!

So I guess my dinner plans are all set for tonight… A Raisinette Martini…. Cheers!!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick