A Florida woman is accused of attacking her father after he opened an Amazon package addressed to her and found a sex toy inside. Police have charged her with Assault and Battery.

- Specifically… Assault and Two AA Batteries.

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Jennifer Lopez told the NY Post that she was completely naked in a bubble bath when Ben Affleck proposed.

- O…… M…… G…… !!!!!!! That’s EXACTLY what I was doing when I got engaged!!! What are the chances of THAT??

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Speaking of the Royals… Rumor has it Harry and Meghan are shopping for an apartment near the United Nations building in New York City.

- Which is PERFECT! Because if anyone knows about building relationships with leaders of foreign countries… it’s Meghan Markle!

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Julian Lennon sang his father John Lennon's "Imagine" for the first time ever during a fundraiser for Ukraine.

- And in an effort to get Putin to call-off the war, the Ukrainians pointed their phones towards Russia and blasted a “Yoko Ono’s Greatest Hit’s” marathon.

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The Cracker Jack brand is introducing a female focused line of snack packs called "Cracker Jill."

It’s just like the Original Cracker Jack… But when you get to the bottom, there are no nuts and no prize.

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An Irish woman says she was hospitalized with a burst appendix after holding in her “wind” around her boyfriend for two years.

- And we thought WE were paying a high price for Gas…

- I think I saw a movie about this once - starring Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton… “Something’s Gotta Give”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick