After a federal judge in Florida struck down a national mask mandate on airplanes and mass transit Monday… Delta, American, United, Southwest, Alaska Airlines and JetBlue are no longer requiring masks.

- Yay!!!!! Now… If they would just PERMANENTLY take out the middle seats… We’d be all set!

Meanwhile, Amtrak and Uber also announced that they’re ditching their mask requirements.

So…. that mean we’ve covered all three forms of transportation. Which also happens to make up the name of one of my favorite movies of all time… “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”!

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According to Customs and Border Protection data, the Border Patrol apprehended at least 23 people coming across the southern border in 2021 whose names are on the Terror Watchlist.

- On a bright note… if any other Bad guys snuck through, they can always call the Feds and turn themselves in on that free phone the Government gave ‘em!

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According to a new poll of 2,000 dog owners, 45% believe their dog is in better shape than they are.

- Well they should be! People pay good money to hire other people to take their dogs on walks!

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A new poll finds that 58% of adults in the UK believe that their life choices will send them to hell.

- And 99% of people in Britain think Prince Harry’s romantic choices already have him living there.

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Parents in Austin Texas are upset after someone dressed as the Easter Bunny gave away condoms to children at an Elementary school there.

- Police have asked the unidentified Bunny to come forward and identify themself… but so far, they haven’t heard a peep.

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According to a new survey of people who had flings while on Vacation, Scots have been voted the “World’s Best Lovers”.

- Well, yeah… Do ya think the fact that EVERYBODY’s wearing a Skirt has something to do with it??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick