Prince Harry told People Magazine that he and Meghan’s 2 year old son Archie is in “Why” mode and walks around questioning everything like all two year olds.

- You know, like “Why is the sky blue??”… “Why can’t I have a cookie??”… “Why is Mommy so mean to Grandma??”

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CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin criticized the decision to lift mask mandates on airplanes.

- This from the man who doesn’t believe in wearing PANTS on Zoom Calls.

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The flight attendants of Spirit Airlines are picketing all around the country to protest their poor working conditions.

- Apparently they can no longer fit their Emotional Baggage in the Overhead Bins… so they’re takin’ it on the road instead.

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A new report claims that babies who were born during COVID talk less than people born during non-health emergencies.

- Which begs the question…. Why were none of the Ladies on “The View” born during a Pandemic??

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A new survey of 2,000 candy lovers finds that a person’s preference for certain sweets may say a lot about their personality and lifestyle choices.

- For instance, people who like “Payday” Candy Bars are Career-Focused… Class-Clown types like “Snickers”… and guys with an upcoming Prostate exam tend to like “Butterfingers”.

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Researchers in Japan have developed Electric Chopsticks that can add sodium to your food.

- This is perfect timing for me because it’s been costing me a fortune to fill up my GAS POWERED sodium dispensing Chopsticks at the pump lately.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick