Happy Birthday to the Queen! Not the “Dairy” Queen… Elizabeth! Who is 96 today!

It’s been quite a year for her. Let’s see… She lost her husband, Phillip. Andrew is embroiled in a major sex scandal. William and Harry aren’t talking. Charles and Harry don’t get along. Meghan continues to be… well… MEGHAN. About the best thing that’s happened to the Queen this year is… She got Covid!

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GORILLAS IN THE NEWS…

Another Birthday… The world's oldest gorilla, “Fatou” celebrated her 65th Birthday at the Berlin Zoo in Germany when the Zookeepers serenaded her with her favorite old-time song…

- … “Gorilla My Dreams… We love You… Honest we do!”

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A gorilla in Chicago is being forced to cut back on screentime after developing a smartphone addiction.

- Apparently he was spending all his time looking at pictures of female gorillas in bikinis on “Chimpsta-Gram”.

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80-year-old Bernie Sanders says he has not ruled out running for President in 2024 if Prez Biden decides not to run again.

- Run?? By that time he’ll be lucky if he can WALK.

- No offense to Joe… but maybe it’s time to move on and give the Youngsters a chance.

- When Kennedy was President… he put a Swimming Pool in the White House. For Joe and Bernie… they’ve installed Walk-In Bathtubs.

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A video of a senior citizen twerking contest - the dance where they shake their butt in the air - has gone viral.

- Well they THOUGHT it was a “Twerking” contest. Turns out it was just two Seniors who forgot to take their anti-seizure medications.

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Mike Tyson allegedly punched a man repeatedly in the face while they were waiting for their JetBlue flight to take off for Florida last night.

- Apparently Mike was irritate because the guy was talking his ear off. (Bada Boom!)

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A teacher in Texas has lost his job and faces jail time after he was caught watching an X-rated film when it was accidentally projected onto a big screen in front of the class.

- The most controversial film we ever watched in school was, “What Are Those Bumps in Jenny’s Sweater?”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick