Yesterday… Twitter approved Elon Musk’s offer to buy the Social Media platform which he has vowed to return to a haven for “Free Speech” for $44 BILLION.

- As one of the first to comment as a “Free Speecher” Elizabeth Warren said, “Wow… That’s a lotta Wampum!”

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A new study finds that one in six Wordle players - the new game where you have to figure out a single 5 letter word - compete while sitting on the toilet.

- Which would explain why so many people start with the word “FLUSH”.

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According to a new book about the Royal Family, Prince William was a “holy terror” as a toddler who used to talk non-stop and say, “When I am King… I will have you punished!”

- Hey… It could of been worse. They say when Henry the VIII was a kid… he could really talk people’s heads off!!!

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According to a recent study, scientists believe the Tyrannosaurus Rex dinosaurs had such SHORT ARMS to protect them from getting bitten off during feeding frenzies.

- This also explains why the T-Rex were known for never picking up the checks at Dinosaur Banquets.

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In an effort to lure customers who have less cash to spend on “extras”… Car Washes are offering ammenities like for example cooked-to-order Lamb Chops which you can eat while you and your car are going through the car wash.

- It’s a good thing they didn’t have Car washes back when T Rex’s roamed the earth. With those short arms, they NEVER would have been able to reach the machine that takes your credit card!

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Happy Birthday to Carol Burnett who is 89 today!

Speaking of that…

I’m so glad we’ve had this time together… Just to have a laugh and sing a song

Seems we just get started and before you know it…. Comes the time we have to say so long! So… so long!

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick