Netflix has released the first trailer for it’s live action “Barbie” movie set to be released in the Summer of 2023.

- In keeping with today’s values, the movie opens with Barbie (they/them) hosting a baby shower at her Malibu Dream “Smart-Home” for Ken who is Pregnant with GI Joe’s Baby!

- Meanwhile, Midge is in court suing Flash Gordon for Indecent Exposure.

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Kane Tanaka, the world's oldest person, has died in Japan at the age of 119. No cause of death was given.

- REALLY??? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess…. maybe… um… Old Age???

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Some members of the British Parliament have launched a probe into claims that a senior MP was caught watching PORN on his phone in the House Of Commons by a female member of Parliament.

- The movie in question: “Debbie Does Downing Street”.

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The administration announced plans to phase out incandescent “Edison” lightbulbs and replace them with LED lights by 2023.

- At this point, I think most Americans are just glad to know there are ANY bulbs burning at the White House at all.

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Kim Kardashian has once again been accused of photoshopping a picture she posted to Instagram - this time she’s has a perfectly flat stomach but no belly button.

- Hey… some people have an Innie. Some people have an Outie. From the pictures she posts of her backside, I’d say Kim’s definetely got an Outie.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick