A study out of Finland found that active children are more likely to drink and smoke during adulthood.

- Especially those who actively drink and smoke as children.

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In reaction to those claiming his buying Twitter is a “Threat to Democracy”, Elon Musk jokingly tweeted “Next I’m buying Coke so I can put the Cocaine back in”.

- Could we add TAB to his tab??? It’s not like he doesn’t have the money!

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Newly released documents show that “Major” Biden, the German Shepherd who once lived at the White House bit secret service agents on eight-consecutive days before being shipped off to live with friends of the Biden’s in Delaware.

- If only it was that easy to re-home Hunter.

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A Turkish restaurant owner tried to celebrate the 61st anniversary of human space flight by sending a Kebab into space, attached to a helium balloon.

- “It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s Super Shawarma!”, that according to the restaurant owner, a Mr. Bob Kebab.

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Taco Bell is releasing a luggage collection inspired by its food and hot sauces that come with “Mild”, “Hot” and “Fire” luggage tags.

- The suitcases are cheap, fill up quickly and are easy to “lose”.

- And what could make you more popular on a crowded plane that a carry on that announces your passion for Double Bean Burritos??

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I found an articles on the web yesterday that said when when women were asked to stop wearing corsets and girdles during World War I… enough steel was saved to build one entire battleship for the war effort.

- It was known as the “Big Buns for Big Guns” Program.

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Tinder is launching a new product to help users hookup with each other at music festivals.

- They had something like that at Pine Knob back in the 70’s… but it was called “Beer”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick