It’s “National Burrito Day!” It also happens to be “National Making the First Move Day”… If you celebrate both… The first move you’ll be making is towards the bathroom.

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Paleontologists have found the fossilized leg of a dinosaur in North Dakota they say was killed when an Asteroid hit the Earth 66 MILLION YEARS AGO… wiping out the Dinosaur population.

- They know it was from that time, because they also found a fossilized cup of coffee and a newspaper with the Headline: “Lions Lose to Triceratops Late in 4th Quarter”.

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China warned it would take “Strong measures” that would severely impact US-Chinese relations if Nancy Pelosi follows through with a trip to Taiwan reportedly planned for next week.

- Apparently Nancy found a new salon in Taiwan that does a “Cut, Color, Mani & Pedi Combo” with a free Egg Roll & Bottomless Saki!

And speaking of Saki… WH Spokesperson Jen Psaki is reportedly leaving the White House to host a TV Show. .

- It’ll be a game show called “To Tell The Truth”.

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Skippy has recalled 161,000 pounds of peanut butter over concern some jars could contain small pieces of stainless steel.

- Apparently, the Peanut Butter and Shrapnel Sandwiches didn’t go over as well as they’d hoped.

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Airbus has announced the world’s largest passenger airplane has completed a test flight powered by cooking oil.

- The flight was operated by SouthWesson.

- For the the health conscious, they are planning flights to Italy run on Olive Oil.

- For those looking for an even healthier way to fly, there’s a “Frequent Air Fryer-Flyer Program”.

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A new study shows that feeding Hemp to Cows helps them relax.

- Udderly.

- Question: If a Cow is kind of stressed and kind of relaxed… will it give Half and Half? (Bada Boom!)

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Disney has named a former Hillary Clinton campaign official to be its top spokesperson.

- Rumor has it… the official is actually Bill… whose first suggestion was to install a Hooter’s restaurant inside Disney’s “Hall of Presidents”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick