A new survey found that office workers are at their most productive at 10:22 a.m. each morning but start to slump by 1:27 in the afternoon.

- So basically… I spent 45 years signing off 22 minutes BEFORE I peaked. Wow. The show could have been so much better if only we’d stayed on a few minutes longer!

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Temperatures in the world's coldest city - Yakutsk in east Siberia - have plummeted to -58 degrees Fahrenheit.

- But it’s a Dry Cold.

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Jennifer Lopez say she suffered from PTSD before her wedding to Ben Affleck last summer - because she was nervous it would "fall apart" like their engagement did back in 2004.

- I'm sure the soldiers who made it back from Vietnam, the Gulf War, Afghanistan, etc... can REALLY identify Jennifer’s trauma!

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Fresh off the finalization of his divorce from Kim Kardashian, Kanye “Ye” West 45 has married 27 year old Bianca Censori. Kanye may love her… but Kim is said to “Hate” her ex-husband’s new wife. (True)

- Kim went so far as to say Bianca is "Butt-Ugly"... and coming from Kim... that's a PRETTY BIG insult.

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Five Florida men are headed to Prison for stealing over $1.3 million of perfume from a warehouse in New Jersey.

- They were each sentenced to Chanel No. 5 to 10.

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According to new research, Protein-Rich “Beetle Burgers” - Patties made out of crushed beetles - could soon be a staple food all around the world.

- Yummy!

- I can hear it now… “You want FLIES with that?”

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20 year old Climate activist Greta Thunberg was detained by police during an anti-coal mining protest in a small German Village last weekend… telling the crowd, “Germany is really embarrassing itself right now”.

- Oh Greta… it takes A LOT more than that to embarrass Germany…. Like, for example, starting that little thing known as “World War II”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick