Chinese leader Xi Jinping is in Moscow for three days of meetings with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

- The meeting is being billed as "Coffee, Commeraderie & Communism!" What could go wrong?!?!

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Putin started the meeting by referring to Xi as his “dear friend”.

- Well… yeah! A lot of people don’t know this, but in addition to sharing strategies for taking over the World, Vlad and Xi call each other every day to compare their “Wordle” scores.

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Elon Musk Tweeted that if NY District Attorney Alvin Bragg goes through with his plans to arrest former President Trump tomorrow in relation to an alleged hush money payment to Stormy Daniels - it will assure a Trump Presidential victory in 2024.

- Trump is already handing out “Make Perp Walks Great Again” Baseball Caps.

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91-year-old William Shatner says he can't resist using the F-word.

- At his age… the “F” word is “FIBER!”

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What used to be New York City’s busiest McDonald’s is now being converted into a shelter for migrants.

- And in keeping with NY's "Woke" policies, Mayor McCheese also defunded Officer Big Mac and let the Hamburglar out of Jail with no bail.

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After only a week, a shiny new subway train in New York City is already covered by graffiti and has been taken over by vagrants, druggies and scofflaws.

- "Varants, Druggies and Scofflaws"... wasn't that a song by Cher???

- Oh wait... that was "Gypies, Tramps and Thieves".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick