Thanks to all of you who responded to yesterday’s post about EMMY AWARD WINNER BIG AL MUSKOVITO!!!! And special thanks to Purtan’s Person Joe Noune for reminding me that apparently - going forward - every time we mention Al’s name, we’ll have to preface it with “Emmy Award Winner”!

And I thought Al had a big head before!?!?!?

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BREAKING NEWS… After a FIVE YEAR Investigation... Hunter Biden has agreed to plead guilty to two tax misdemeanors and a single gun charge... meaning no jail time.

- Well... gosh... okay, then. That was fun.

- To prove to Republicans this isn't just a slap on the wrist, the Department of Justice is said to also be considering putting Hunter in a "Time Out".

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A contestant on “The Price is Right” got so excited about winning a prize, he dislocated his shoulder and host Drew Carey had to bring the man's wife up to spin the Big Wheel for him in the "Showcase Showdown".

- This is the most dramatic thing to happen on "The Price is Right" since a woman’s boobs popped out of her tube top while she was "Coming on Down" the aisle.

- Ironically… She ended up winning a Double Oven.

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A United Airlines flight attempting to park at the gate clipped the tail of another parked plane at Boston’s Logan Airport — shaking both planes and passengers.

- Airport cops were going to give the Pilot a ticket until they saw the "Careful… Student Driver!" bumper sticker on the plane’s tail.

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But in more important news…

According to a new fan poll, Michael Keaton is the Best Batman of all-time.

- But votes for the Best “Joker” of all-time went to the guy who said, "We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean".

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Happy Birthday to my Granddaughter Julia today!!

Have a great day… and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick