Social Media had a field day when President Biden showed up shirtless in a pair of swim trunks on a beach in Delaware on Saturday.

- I for one was glad to see that even though he looks trim in a suit, he has the same rolls around his mid section as the rest of us guys... including yours truly! It’s amazing what a suit can hide!!

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A California woman gave birth to quadruplets on the 4th of July.

- FOUR Babies??? Sounds like the Fireworks were about 9 months earlier.

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WH Press Spokesperson Karine Jean Pierre is taking heat for insisting that the Bidens left the White House THURSDAY before the infamous Cocaine was discovered - meaning it couldn’t belong to a family member - despite official records showing the family was there until FRIDAY at 6:30pm.

- They better be careful… If Karine’s nose gets any longer, Joe’s gonna trip over it.

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According to a new article in left leaning news website Axios, President Biden has such a quick-trigger temper behind closed doors that some aides try to avoid meeting alone with him. The Prez’s favorite outbursts are said to include, “How the BLEEP don’t you know this?!”, “Get the BLEEP out of here!!” and “Don’t you BLANKING Bulls*** me!!”

- And that’s just when they gave him plain Vanilla ice cream and told him it was actually his favorite: Chocolate Chip.

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Rikkie Valerie Kolle, 22, a Transgender woman (Ie: born a Man) has been crowned Miss Netherlands — setting up a historic chance to become Miss Universe. Wearing a red gown with a thigh high slit (she could have used a razor and some shaving cream), Rikkie beat out all the biological female contestants to become the first Trans Miss Netherlands in history.

- But some of her competitors complained that she should have been disqualified for having extra juggling balls during the Talent portion of the competition!!!

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A book about electricity was returned to a Massachusetts library 119 years after it was first taken out.

- You should have seen the overdue Charge.

That reminds of a little known historical fact about Ben Franklin - who of course “Discovered” the connection between lightning and electricity. While he was out in his backyard, flying his kite during a lightning storm, his wife leaned out of their bedroom window and yelled to him, “Hey Ben… Why don’t you stop fooling around with your kite, come back in the house and try to turn ME on for a change?!!?”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick