Tonights the Night!

Michigan v. Washington

Game time: 7:30pm

The Michigan Wolverines and Washington Huskies, both 14-0 face off tonight for the 2024 College Football Playoff national title. GO BLUE!!!!!

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“Oppenheimer” took home the award for Best Film at last night’s Golden Globes Awards.

- It’s the biggest “Bomb” in Hollywood history… with the exception of Jeffrey Epstein’s list.

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Taylor Swift was in the audience at the Golden Globes last night and didn’t seem too happy when the emcee made a joke about her getting less camera time there, than she does during an NFL game.

- Hey Taylor… “Shake it Off”!!!

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So… over the weekend, it was disclosed that Lloyd Austin, the Secretary of Defense, had been Hospitalized for 3+ days following a mysterious “elective surgery” before letting anyone - including President Biden or Congress - know. They say they been told Austin was “Working from home” - despite the fact that he was actually in INTENSIVE CARE.

- Let me get this straight… We’re involved in two wars, terrorists groups are firing missiles at our soldiers and ships overseas, we have American hostages still being held in Gaza… and the SECRETARY OF DEFENSE decides he doesn’t need to call in sick??

- I’m starting to think we don’t live in a real country anymore. It’s more like some kind of bizarre reality show… like “The Biggest Loser” meets “Survivor”.

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Donald Trump is calling for Defense Sec. Austin to be fired immediately… citing his “failure to disclose his whereabouts as in the hospital… as grounds for immediate dismissal”… but the Biden Administration says they have full faith in him and are “Looking forward to having him back at the Pentagon”.

- The White House did admit that they’re going to take away Austin’s toy soldiers and put him in a time out, “So he can think about what he did!”

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A new survey of employers found that 40% admit they avoid hiring Gen Z workers (those aged 11 to 26).

- Although the 11 year olds were “Top Choice Hires” for Lemonade Stands.

One in five employers surveyed also reported college graduates bringing a parent with them when they interview for a job.

- Well, duh! Who do you think in going to buy them lunch after the interview?

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According to officials, 374 Pounds of Cocaine washed up on the shores of Australian beaches on the 22nd of December.

- At least SOMEBODY had a White Christmas.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick