Staff at Yosemite National Park in California claimed cuts by DOGE (the Department of Government Efficiency) meant the “sole employee with the keys and the institutional knowledge needed to unlock the parks restrooms” had been fired… leaving park goers “trapped” inside. To protest the firing, they hung a giant American flag inside down from the mountain.

-If this keeps us they’re going to have to change the name of “Yosemite” to “Yellowstone”.

Serious question: We built the greatest country in the history of the World and they expect us to believe only one guy has the “Institutional knowledge” to unlock the bathroom??

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Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers, a Democrat, is taking major heat for introducing a state budget proposal that changes the word “mother” to “inseminated person” in certain parts of state law.

-Which reminds me of that great line in the song by the Irish Rovers… “If it wasn’t for your father would your “inseminated person” be your “inseminated person”? So remember Dad on “Inseminated Persons” Day.

-How about this: ”Inseminted Person Teresa”. Yeah… That one doesn’t work on a whole lotta different levels.

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NBA All-Star Devin Booker is pleading for Hooters not to shut down in wake of the news that the iconic restaurant chain may be heading for bankruptcy.

- Not surprising that a basketball player would be intrigued by round, bouncy objects I guess.

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A new survey finds that the average couple argues about money 58 times a year.

-But Elon and the guys at DOGE are saving us all so much money… they’re gonna bring that number down significantly. 👍🏻

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A Canadian woman vacationing in Turks & Caicos had both her hands bitten off as she was trying to take pose for a selfie with a Shark.

-If you think that’s bad… you should have seen the look I got when I tried to take a pic with my Dad’s second wife one time before she’d finished putting on her make-up.

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An Australian couple said their Dream trip to Italy got off to a rocky start when a woman died onboard their 14- hour flight from Melbourne to Venice. To make matters worse… the Flight attendants decided to “prop up” the woman’s corspe in the empty seat in their row for the rest of the flight.

-On a bright note… they said she “wasn’t much of a talker” and she didn’t put up a fight for the armrest.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

P.S. Don’t forget… the 38th Annual Salvation Army Bed & Bread Club Radiothon is coming up THIS FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28th! You can listen LIVE on 760 WJR AM starting at 6am… and donate by calling 833-Sal-HOPE, texting BREAD to 24365 or online at S-A-MetroDetroit.Org! Every penny goes to feed and shelter men, women and children right here in the Metro-Detorit area - 365 days a year!!! This program is near and dear to my heart… and your support means the world to me. Thank you!!