CT scans of 15 skulls from the Viking age (793 - 1066) revealed bad teeth and widespread dental infections.
Well yeah. If you think getting a root canal is bad now, try getting one from “Theodoric of York - Medieval Barber”.
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National Security Diriector Tulsi Gabbard announced that more than 100 members of the National Intelligence Agency have been fired - and their Security Clearances have been stripped - after it was discovered they had been using a chat room to discuss Sex Fetishes and their Sex Change Operations while at work.
-Wow. All this time I was picturing a building filled with James Bond types… and it’s actually a building filled with guys fantasizing about Bondage.
-I am Shaken… and definitely NOT stirred.
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Speaking of James Bond…
A new report says that film fans are calling for “GoldenEye” and “Tomorrow Never Dies” star Pierce Brosnan to return as an aged James Bond.
Pierce is 71 now… So in the new flick instead of a Martini, He’ll have an Ensure that’s “Chilled… not room temperature”.
-And his co-star won’t be so much a “Bond-Girl” as she is a “Visiting Angel”.
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State troopers in Indiana ended up jumping out of their police vehicles and running after a horse spotted wandering on a highway median.
-The horse was apprehended without incident after a High STEED Chase.
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A Southwest plane and a private jet almost collided at Chicago’s Midway Airport Tuesday morning when the private jet crossed in front of the Southwest plane just as it was about to land causing it to abort and pull up abruptly - avoiding the crash.
-The plane circled around and landed safely with just a few doors having fallen off. Not from the near miss… just because the plane was made by Boeing.
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A new report says that Los Angeles Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford wants to be paid $50-million-dollars during the 2025 season.
Well I want Washboard Abs by this afternoon but that doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.
Just kidding… Go get ‘em, Matt!
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick