President Trump wore a mask in public for the FIRST TIME Saturday while visiting wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Medical Center.

- Or as the mainstream media reported… “Trump Covers Mouth So Americans Can’t See His Lips Moving While He Lies”.

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A study shows that crocodiles walked on two legs 120 million years ago.

- That’s quite a feet.

- They even wore shoes… Loafers. (You thought I was gonna say Crocs didn’t you??)

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The Washington Redskins announced this morning that, after 87 years, they’re changing their name to something “Less Offensive”.

- Wait… Which part are they changing?? “Washington” or “Redskins”???

- With their 3 - 13 record last year, they were definitely the Washington “Less-Offensives”.

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A replacement for the Concord called the XB-1 will be unveiled in October that can travel at speeds of up to 1700 mph.

- So now we can fly around the world four times faster! Nobody will let us land because of the Virus… but we’ll get there in RECORD TIME!

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Ford is expecting a huge audience tonight when they unveil the new Bronco during a primetime event on ABC.

- If I recall correctly, this isn’t the first time a Bronco on TV has attracted a lot of viewers.

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A gorilla at the Miami Zoo was tested for Covid-19 after he was bitten by his brother.

- Apparently his brother accused him of having a chimp on his shoulder.

- Zoo handlers had to step in to get the monkey off his back.

(Pardon us for those last two lines… It’s been a slow day!)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick