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This morning, The Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must turn over his Tax Records to Stormy Daniels attorneys who are looking for proof he paid her hush money.

- Stormy couldn’t re reached for comment as she was in the Middle of a Topless Car Wash to raise funds for Charity. Note: Charity is one of Stormy’s stripper friends.

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A Dairy Queen customer on Long Island was flipped off by the manager after the customer asked him why employees weren't wearing masks.

- In his defense, the manager was busy at the time working on one of DQ’s “Pandemic-Buster Parfaits”.

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Retail experts say that COVID-19 may mean the cancellation of “Black Friday” this year… and possibly forever.

- So if you want to get trampled trying to get your hands on a Big Screen TV… go out on the streets and do some Looting.

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“The Views” Joy Behar says that she and her husband go for drives “Looking for people who aren’t wearing masks”.

- For the record, her husband ALWAYS wears one… because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s the guy who married Joy.

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Visitors to “Disneyland” in Japan have been banned from “Screaming” on roller coasters because it could spread COVID-19.

- Hey… As long as I can still scream on the Old-Fashioned Cars at Cedar Point, I’m good.

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Police in Italy issued tickets to hundreds of Naked people at a Nudist Beach who weren’t wearing masks.

- I saw the pics from the beach and I’m gonna be honest. They should have been fined for not wearing CLOTHES.

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During the lockdown, Gwyneth Paltrow says she bought her 14 year old son a $40-dollar puzzle titled “Boobs,” which features drawings of breasts of various shapes, sizes, and colors to help him pass the time.

- And to think my Mother grounded me for setting up my sister’s Barbie on dates with Howdy Doody and Mr. Bluster.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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