Hillary Clinton was back on TV saying that President Trump “May not go quietly” if he loses the election in November.

- Well she outta know.

- Hello Pot… I’d like you to meet Kettle.

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Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews will NOT be returning when DWTS returns for it’s 29th Season as ABC says it’s “going in a different creative direction”.

- To make the show more current, it’s going to be called “Looting With the Stars”.

- I saw a preview of the new show. It’s a riot!

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Disney has re-opened the Magic Kingdom at 25% capacity to defend against the Coronavirus.

- But they still have great rides like “6 ft. Spaced Mountain” and “Mr. Toad’s Wild Hand Washing”.

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In a speech about empowering women, Joe Biden used what he thought was a proverb, but was actually a quote by the infamous Chinese Communist Dictator Mao Tse Tung.

- Joe’s age must be getting to him. He’s not Sum Yung Guy anymore.

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A CDC study found that a Chinese Woman infected seventy-one people with Coronavirus during a sixty second elevator ride at a Hospital.

- Which begs the question: How did they get 72 people on one elevator?

- The number of people she exposed keeps changing. First it went Up. Then it went Down…

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Sex workers in Hamburg, Germany are trying to get back in business after the the city’s red light district was shut down due to the Coronavirus.

- They’re even offering the first 100 customers 10% off on their “Bunker Buster Special”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick