It’s National “Be Nasty Day”. Queen Elizabeth was surprised. She thought it was Yesterday.

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In her two hour sit-down with Oprah last night, Meghan Markle accused members of the Royal Family of everything from making her cry to racism.

- I know SOMEBODY who’s not going to be getting a “World’s Greatest Daughter-In-Law” coffee mug for her Birthday this year.

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Meghan and Prince Harry showed off the hens they rescued from a factory farm during the interview and Meghan said she and Harry want to “live authentically” and get back “down to basics”…

- …At their 14.8 MILLION Dollar Mansion just down the street from Oprah’s place.

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Speaking of Oprah… CBS Paid her a reported $9 MILLION for rights to air the interview.. but Harry and Meghan claim Oprah didn’t pay them a dime.

- On a bright note, Oprah did give each of them A NEW CAR!!!

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Pepe Le Pew has been cut from the new movie “Space Jam 2” following allegations by The NY Times that the amorous French skunk “normalized rape culture” and teaches boys that “no doesn’t really mean no”.

- If cartoons are THAT influential, why hasn’t Donald Duck been arrested for not wearing pants??

- And while we’re at it… How about we stop Body-Shaming “Fat Albert”???

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NY announced that some Broadway Theaters - closed since last March because of COVID - will reopen in April for special “Pop Up” Theater productions.

- So far the shows include, “Annie Get Your Vaccine”, “A Socially Distanced Chorus Line”, and “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Facemask”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick