CNN is reporting that President Biden’s two German Shepherds were returned to the family home in Delaware last week after the young one, “Major” bit a a Secret Service Agent.

- WH Officials say that from now on the dogs will be kept on a tighter leash than Prince Harry.

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Jeff Bezos' ex-wife MacKenzie Scott - who has a net worth of 53 BILLION married a Science teacher from her kids’ private school.

- What are the chances that as soon as Meghan Markle hears about this… she’ll divorce Harry, announce she’s a Lesbian and start sending love notes to MacKenzie?

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In an interview with The Washington Post, Hillary Clinton said the Royal Family’s “Cruelty to Meghan was outrageous” and that their Interview with Oprah was “Heartbreaking to watch”.

- I felt the same way when Monica Lewinsky was interviewed. And Paula Jones. And Kathleen Willey. And…

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A giant meteor exploded with the force of 440 tons of TNT as it streaked over Vermont last night.

- Vermont hasn’t been this excited by a streaking since Bernie Sanders went skinny dipping at the local YMCA.

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A new study finds that a Vegan diet could cause weaker bones.

- It can also give you gas.

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Despite his state getting $12 billion dollars in the new COVID stimulus plan, NY Gov Andrew Cuomo said that a tax hike is “on the table”.

- Also “on the table" were Cuomo and one of his assistants who he was trying to kiss.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick