The World’s first “Space Hotel” is set to open high above the Earth’s atmosphere in 2027 and promises to offer visitors the chance to do things “YOU CAN’T DO ON EARTH”.

- Whoo Hoo!!! We’re gonna have to fly to Space to rent a hotel room… BUT we’re gonna get ourselves some $3 Gas!!!

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Ratings for Sunday night’s Academy Awards were the second lowest in the show’s history.

- So Chris Rock’s face wasn’t the only thing to take a hit.

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Ticket prices for Chris Rock’s “Ego Death World Tour” Comedy Show have skyrocketed from $46 to more than $400 following the incident with Will Smith at the Oscars.

- Imagine how much he’d get per ticket if he’d made a joke about ALEC BALDWIN’S WIFE… and actually SURVIVED!!!

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Meanwhile Whoopi Goldberg, who serves as the governor of the Academy’s Actors branch, explained on “The View” Monday that while Will Smith will suffer some consequences for slapping Chris Rock, the Academy WILL NOT take away his Oscar.

- If they really want to make Will suffer, they’ll lock him in a room for an hour with Joy.

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A new study shows Oklahoma is among the most stressed-out states in the country.

- So despite what we’ve heard in the Song from the Musical… Oklahoma is NOT… “OK”.

- In fact… I heard Judd was so stressed he had a heart attack. Yes… Poor Judd is dead.

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Bill Maher said on his HBO show that Ukraine's President Zelensky is a "Man's-man" that turns women on.

- Well… he’s no Kim Jong Un, but who can explain women’s taste??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick